Waaay back in time, a book by the name of Knight Moves was brought to my attention. It is a book of terrible smut, with horrors enough to conjure up ancient Babylonian demons and what not, of it I have no doubdt.
So with utmost caution, back in time I set upon the task of reciting this tome of horrors. The recital brought forth hellish howling, the like of what has not been heard since.
And now, the time has come to recite the unhallowed tome again. Just little pieces from here and there, so the earth might still survive.
NSFW Warning! z'D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_stBNebVdj0
Knight moves excerpts read as they are quoted in the rev